Chairs Quote by Bill Cosby

“If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.” quote by Bill Cosby — Download Open image

“If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.”

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