Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don't… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar...… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My father wanted me to play pro football, and he didn't like the fact that I'd left school. And he said, "It… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
