Religion Quote by Woody Allen

“If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

— Woody Allen

If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

— Max von Sydow

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

— Woody Allen

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

— Jesse Ventura

“Jesus thrown everything off balance.”

— Flannery O'Connor

“I do beg your pardon. Let's literally throw up, but figuratively throw down.”

— Kevin Hearne

“Remember that you have never done anything so bad that you cannot return to the arms of Jesus.”

— Tanya Logan

“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak,…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“But sometimes when I hear people quote the Bible, I just want to throw up.”

— Rob Bell

“Nothing done in Jesus’ name is wasted.”

— Tim LaHaye

“in a slapfight with Jesus my face bleeds because no one cut their fingernails back then”

— Daniel Bailey

“I had a dog named Jesus once. I crucified him, but he didn't come back to life. Before he died, he told me what…

— Robert McCammon