Christian-behavior Quote by Woody Allen

If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

— Max von Sydow

“If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.”

— Woody Allen

“If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

— Woody Allen

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

— Jesse Ventura

Somehow Jesus's reputation has survived all the embarrassing things that Christians have done in his name.

— Shane Claiborne

You never hear Jesus say in Pilate's judgement hall one word that would let you imagine that He was sorry that He had undertaken…

— Charles Spurgeon

If Jesus were playing the game, I don't know what he'd do.

— Lisa Whelchel

God would never throw something your way if he didn't think you could handle it.

— Anonymous

If Jesus had been a hunchback, they could hardly have nailed him to the cross.

— Gunter Grass

But when he (Peter) saw the wind, he was afraid and, beginning to sink, cried out, Lord, save me! Immediately Jesus reached out his…

— Bible

If he'd [Jesus] been a little more concerned for his own safety and well being he may have toned things down a little bit…

— Brad Warner

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had…

— Thomas Carlyle