Jesus Quote by Jesse Ventura Download Open image “If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.” — Jesse Ventura ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jesus Thinking Today
If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. — Max von Sydow Copy Share Image
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Jesus would have gone to Ellen Degeneres' house for dinner and had a good time. What would we be saying about him? — Mike Messerli Copy Share Image
The Bible promises us that Jesus will return to take His faithful followers with Him to live with Him in His glorious presence forever.… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be at the Super Bowl. — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
“And if Christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, would he be in heaven?” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you work for the federal government, the average salary is $7,000 higher than the private sector. Something's wrong with that, when you're making… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I believe in the separation of church and state. We all have our own religious beliefs. There are people out there who are atheists,… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“God hates Hell. He hates the idea of people going there. He hates it so much that He was willing to take on human… — Evan Minton Copy Share Image
I could not limit my values and pursuits to what makes others comfortable. Being possessed by a promise I live without options. I will… — Bill Johnson Copy Share Image
Here's the reality. The image of a white Jesus has been used to justify enslavement, conquest, colonialism, the genocide of indigenous peoples. There are… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
When the Lord Jesus Christ became my surety . . . He went to Calvary's cross, and all my guilt was charged against Him.… — Henry Allen Ironside Copy Share Image
It's going to be used in the last days to get people to come against Christ, and that's the issue: they come against the… — Tim LaHaye Copy Share Image
Faith is the avenue to salvation. Not intellectual understanding. Not money. Not your works. Just simple faith. How much faith? The faith of a… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
May nothing entice me till I happily make my way to Jesus Christ! Fire, cross, struggles with wild beasts, wrenching of bones, mangling of… — Ignatius of Antioch Copy Share Image
It was no accident, no coincidence, that the seasons came round and round year after year. It was the Lord speaking to us all… — Francine Rivers Copy Share Image
The emerging church movement has come to believe that the ultimate context of the spiritual aspirations of a follower of Jesus Christ is not… — Samir Selmanovic Copy Share Image
Have the courage to go against the tide of current values that do not conform to the path of Jesus. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
One thing the young Christian should be taught as quickly as possible after his conversion is that Jesus Christ is all he needs. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
