Quote by Woody Allen Download Open image ““If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”” — Woody Allen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. — Max von Sydow Copy Share Image
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“I do beg your pardon. Let's literally throw up, but figuratively throw down.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Remember that you have never done anything so bad that you cannot return to the arms of Jesus.” — Tanya Logan Copy Share Image
“But sometimes when I hear people quote the Bible, I just want to throw up.” — Rob Bell Copy Share Image
“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak,… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“There is no Jesus here these days just Come all you fucking lads. I’ll have you every one any day. Breakfast dinner lunch and… — Eimear McBride Copy Share Image
“in a slapfight with Jesus my face bleeds because no one cut their fingernails back then” — Daniel Bailey Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
