Atheism Quote by Thomas Carlyle

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

— Charles M. Schulz

They didn't crucify Christ because they liked what he said.

— Frederick Lenz

Everyone in the world is Christ and they are all crucified.

— Sherwood Anderson

Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ has been crucifying in a quiet…

— Samuel Butler

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

— Jesse Ventura

If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

— Max von Sydow

You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a…

— Jim Gaffigan

Live as if you thought that Christ might come at any time.

— J. C. Ryle

Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself, 'What would Jesus do?' And then I realize, Jesus got crucified, so maybe his decision-making isn't all…

— Anonymous

Jesus would have gone to Ellen Degeneres' house for dinner and had a good time. What would we be saying about him?

— Mike Messerli

“But Jesus makes his appearance here only as a corpse; the living man, the wine-guzzling vagrant and precocious socialist, is never once mentioned, nor…

— Barbara Ehrenreich

“What says Christ doesn't return today and His most faithful followers don't turn around and have Him crucified again (if that were possible)? That’s…

— D.R. Silva