Humor Quote by Joss Stirling

“Boys are marvellous creatures. Perhaps they will sink below the brutes; perhaps they will attain to a woman’s tenderness.”

— E.M. Forster

“I was learning an important lesson about women—if you start getting the cocky impression you’re doing really well with them, they’ll put you in…

— W. Bruce Cameron

“I also did something that seems to come naturally to females, although I am sure we are not taught to do it; I placed…

— Marlo Morgan

“With the way all the girls are looking at you, I might never get my chance.' I glanced behind us. 'Heck, even that big…

— Jenny B. Jones

“You said you wanted to know how to please me? Consider this lesson number one. Don't be afraid to ask for what you want.…

— Kendall Ryan

“Now finish what you started or I’ll show you how mean I can be.” My eyes drifted down her body. “I do like that…

— Teresa Mummert

“Good, stupid high school boys aren't worth It" She throws an arm over my shoulder. "They're trained to like a certain type of girl,…

— Siobhan Vivian

“if there’s one thing I’ve learned from being in the Selection, it’s that some girls have a frightening killer instinct. Don’t let the ball…

— Kiera Cass

“She trailed after him, admiring the line of his back. He began climbing the stairs, and she sighed with pleasure. Every bit of him…

— Meljean Brook

“I suppose it's more unnerving to be a boy than a girl,' she conceded.'It's the boys who have to make fools of themselves.”

— Stephen Vizinczey

“Accept the fact that girls squeal when they're happy or confused or excited or scared or because they just saw a certain boy in…

— Harry H. Harrison Jr

“When you’re down, remember your triumphs. That’s what I need to tell the girls. Sometimes you get in trouble and crash. Other times: just…

— Ellyn Bache