Jelly bean Quotes by Anchorman 2

I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy

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Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub. -Ron Burgundy

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It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go. -Ron Burgundy

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If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. -Ron Burgundy

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The greatest city in the history of the Earth. -Wes Mantooth

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By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John! -Ron Burgundy

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I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay. -Champ Kind

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You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego. -Wes Mantooth

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The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. -Ron Burgundy

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I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me. -Ron Burgundy

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Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA! -Ron Burgundy

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I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong. -Brick Tamland

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