Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!”

— Daniel Nayeri

Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Grant to Sydney: That waiter you just gave your drink order to...that wasn't a waiter, it was a Jonas Brother.”

— Brynna Gabrielson

“The more talented somebody is, the less they need the props. Meeting a person who wrote a masterpiece on the back of a deli…

— Hugh MacLeod

“I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied to be a waiter.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I am going…

— Jane Austen

“The world can be divided between people who can get a waiter’s attention and those who can’t.”

— Jonathan Carroll

“In the kitchen, refilling my glass." Peters's voice carried through the kitchen doorway. "You people drive me to drink, and I can't do it…

— Sara Driscoll

“He replies (four minutes later): Anyone who throws a glass of wine in someone’s face has to expect to be talked about. Shit. I…

— Gemma Burgess

An actor should refine public taste.

— Aristophanes

“needed the very famous actor to know that you could be ordinary and attempt something extraordinary, without being able to explain it in a…

— Rachel Joyce

“Cab drivers, waiters, hairdressers, everyone thinks they can write a movie.”

— Marshall Thornton