When service is overly attentive, I become uncomfortable - I don't like it, for example, when a waiter tops up my glass… — Nobu Matsuhisa Copy Share Image
New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
He had lunch with Cecilia that afternoon. They ate their corned beef on rye and cream cheese with lox in a diner… — Mary Gaitskill Copy Share Image
I was a busboy, a waiter, a manager, a sommelier... like... all of it from a family-run Polish restaurant, with, like, grandmas… — Antoni Porowski Copy Share Image
The Englishman foxtrots as he fox-hunts, with all his being, through thickets, through ditches, over hedges, through chiffons, through waiters, over saxophones,… — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I did a dance sequence in my second short film, which was my best short film, called 'Hairway to the Stars,' and… — David O. Russell Copy Share Image
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. — Don Herold Copy Share Image
If you wait for the waiter in the restaurant, Aren't you a waiter? — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
That hilarious moment when someone tips the waiter with THIS!! Thanks!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“heads together. I tell the waiter, give us clean food, please. Please, don’t be doing any trash to the stuff we order.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that… — Cilla Black Copy Share Image
Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little… — Djuna Barnes Copy Share Image
Los Angeles is peopled by waiters and carpenters and drivers who are there to be actors. — Patrick Duffy Copy Share Image
“Waiter, this is not the policeman I ordered. I wanted one with a lot less sauce.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“The best part about being a waiter is all that waiting. Use that time wisely. Try making it as an actor.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that. — Judge Reinhold Copy Share Image
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I always judge a guy by the way they treat a waiter. If he is not nice to the service staff, he… — Kelly Gale Copy Share Image
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reason we formed: to combat that, and… — Mako Copy Share Image
The preacher is not a chef; he's a waiter. God doesn't want you to make the meal; He just wants you to… — John Macarthur Copy Share Image
“sometimes life's like a bad waiter and serves you exactly what you don't want. You can cry and scream and order him… — Lorna Landvik Copy Share Image
I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Eating reveals the characteristic grossness of the human race and also the in-built failure of its satisfactions. We arrive eager, we stuff… — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre." Myles: "In Paris." Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Tipping generally changes depending on where you are in the world. In Britain you don't always have to tip, but I always… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
“Every time the waiter with the cheese platter comes by I take two or three cracker loads at a time. I give… — Hannah Tunnicliffe Copy Share Image
The impulse to acquisition, pursuit of gain, of money, of the greatest possible amount of money, has in itself nothing to do… — Max Weber Copy Share Image
Software substitution, whether it's for drivers or waiters or nurses ... it's progressing. ... Technology over time will reduce demand for jobs,… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
The actors I was most impressed with and who were influencing my taste were all movie actors, so I always wanted to… — Gary Sinise Copy Share Image
The way we treat people we think can't help or hurt us - like housekeepers, waiters, and secretaries - tells more about… — Michael Josephson Copy Share Image
