Quote by Jennifer Echols Download Open image ““Waiter, this is not the policeman I ordered. I wanted one with a lot less sauce.”” — Jennifer Echols ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Did you alltake your pants off? The swim team really knows how to throw a party.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“I know what you're thinking.Girlfriend has fallen out of the stoopid tree and bonked her head against every branch on the way down.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
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But you can’t live your life worried about dying all the time. If you do, you’re dead already. — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“I could have explained that I wanted to walk without Doofus to get some air. But it would be pretty unusual-one might even go… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Nick's number waited impatiently on the screen, tapping its foot. I could press the red button to cancel the call. Without pressing anything, I… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
