Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something?… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced... It’s one thing for me… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter. — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
I worked at Starbucks, I was a waiter, a bartender and a valet, sometimes working 2 to 3 jobs at a time… — Andrea Hall Copy Share Image
I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
Our favourite item was the balcony that overlooked the sea because it had an awning that you lowered by pressing an electric… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I did quite a lot of menial jobs. I was a waiter, an inventory clerk touring round properties listing cups and saucers,… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
I slummed it for years when I was a waiter or delivering Domino's Pizzas. — Naughty Boy Copy Share Image
I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Feeling prosperous means paying your utility bills on time and with a smile on your face. Prosperity means not only giving to… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
My manager has season tix to the Dodgers, four seats to 40 games, and they're right behind the plate, I mean, they're… — Nate Corddry Copy Share Image
Patience is more than a virtue for long lines and slow waiters. Patience is the red carpet upon which God's grace approaches… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
In L.A., the waiters think they're stars. Everybody's always trying to pretend that they see stars every day, so there tends to… — Jaleel White Copy Share Image
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. — Don Herold Copy Share Image
When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it… — Robert Herjavec Copy Share Image
A real litmus test for me is how people treat someone who is waiting on them. That's a dealbreaker for me.If I… — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
The best tournament that I have ever played in was in 1950. It was great - a waiter came to you during… — Boris Spassky Copy Share Image
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I… — Mack Brown Copy Share Image
