A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
I left school at 16 and skipped university to work, initially as a waiter. I think I missed out on what would… — Peter Mayle Copy Share Image
“Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people.” — Ian Desabrais Copy Share Image
I couldn't have been a waiter at Balthazar. You have to be really professional, know all the wines. I could barely say… — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
...the waiters carried themselves with a quiet joy, as if their entire mission in life was to make their customers feel comfortable… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Im like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater. — Drake Copy Share Image
“If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between him and any other waiter? That reminds me, my drink… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants? — Peter Brimelow Copy Share Image
I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I am not a fan of people who abuse service staff. In fact, I find it intolerable. It’s an unpardonable sin as… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
To go to the Oscars for Moneyball - that was pretty amazing. And to be able to go work with Kathryn Bigelow… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I have been in countries where I don't know a word of the language. I tried to practice my French as much… — Kevin Kline Copy Share Image
Talk is a pure art. Its only limits are the patience of listeners who, when they get tired, can always pay for… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
When I was 18, I lived in Greenwich Village, New York, for nine months. At that time, I wanted to change the… — Christian de Portzamparc Copy Share Image
I've never had to get a job as a waiter or anything. I've always been able to support myself in 'the biz.'… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
A real litmus test for me is how people treat someone who is waiting on them. That's a dealbreaker for me.If I… — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced. It's one thing for me… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Given the clientele, the restaurants on Capri might resemble those fancy Northern Italian places on the East Side of Manhattan where the… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
I was specifically referring to the regular everyday people that you come across on your come up. You never know if that… — Charlamagne Tha God Copy Share Image
One of the first speaking roles I had was in a film called 'Svengali', with Peter O'Toole and Elizabeth Ashley. I was… — Tobin Bell Copy Share Image
The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
“Just then, the waiter arrived, wheeling a wooden cart that carried an elaborate silver tray that was resplendent with assorted tea sandwiches… — Brian O'Reilly Copy Share Image
I had a tough childhood, yes. I was born in rural Bangladesh to parents who had had no education beyond high school.… — Zia Haider Rahman Copy Share Image
There was so much going on. I remember a very interesting dinner in the studio of [Robert] Rauschenberg. He had convinced Sidney… — Erro Copy Share Image
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week,… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to… — Yonem Copy Share Image
From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all. — Randeep Hooda Copy Share Image
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter. — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
I don't trust valets, waiters — nobody. I don't waste my time anymore trying to figure out who leaks things to the press. — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Robert Whitmore died of apoplexy when a stranger from Georgia mistook him for a former Macon waiter. — Frank Marshall Davis Copy Share Image
At present every coachman and every waiter argues about whether or not the relativity theory is correct. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“The world can be divided between people who can get a waiter’s attention and those who can’t.” — Jonathan Carroll Copy Share Image
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