Morey Amsterdam

(1908–1996) Actor United States

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Morey Amsterdam was an actor from the United States, best known for Keep laughing.

Quick Facts About Morey Amsterdam

Born: December 14, 1908
Died: October 27, 1996
Nationality: United States
Profession: Actor
Notable works: Keep laughing

About Morey Amsterdam

Moritz "Morey" Amsterdam was an American actor, comedian, writer and producer. Between 1948 and 1950, he hosted his own TV sitcom The Morey Amsterdam Show. He played Buddy Sorrell on CBS's The Dick Van Dyke Show from 1961 to 1966.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Awards & Honors

star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Quotes by Morey Amsterdam

Even the police have an unlisted number.

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Mathematics

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Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.

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Body

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According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know…

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Fellows

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People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door

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Answers

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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

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Cannibal

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My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?…

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Dog

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