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“May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We just tell them straight out that theyre going to die.” quote by Troublemaker — Download Open image

“May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We just tell them straight out that theyre going to die.”

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Your awesome smile makes you and others happy.

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