Quote by David Sedaris

“count your eggs while they’re still up inside the chicken’s ass,”

— Elizabeth Gilbert

May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We just tell…

— Troublemaker

A waiter asks a man, may I take your order, sir? yes, the man replies. I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your…

— Chloe

“It was astoundingly difficult to woo a lady who thought she was either trying to purchase a chicken or a few tomatoes from her,…

— Colette Moody

“There are more chickens than a man can know in this world, but an unprovoked kindness is the rarest of birds.”

— Mark Twain

“Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer! Anyway, they'll…

— Terry Pratchett

“I ended up in the back seat of a chicken truck’s cab heading through beautiful scenery and disastrous roads to my hotel. About an…

— Jennifer S. Alderson

“We must obey, the chickens have spoken!”

— Beth Webb

“There's a problem with the hierarchical orientation, though. When the numbers get too big, the thing breaks down. A pecking order can hold only…

— Steven Pressfield

“It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken.”

— Frank Perdue

“Don’t count your chickens before they turn into KFC”

— Yasmine Galenorn

“The hen that lays the most eggs deserves the most food.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo