Quote by Yasmine Galenorn Download Open image ““Don’t count your chickens before they turn into KFC”” — Yasmine Galenorn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Are you ready to take the ACT on Saturday?" my father asked. Did chickens enjoy being put on trucks labeled KFC? "Sure.” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“count your eggs while they’re still up inside the chicken’s ass,” — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side! ” — Peter Brown Copy Share Image
If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
WE RUN OUT OF CHICKEN!!....i was like WHAT ON EARTH!!!...KFC RUN OUT OF CHICKEN....what kind of KFC is this?..... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“With Cosmic Ordering you can count your chickens before they have hatched.” — Stephen Richards Copy Share Image
As you may know, KFC is under worldwide pressure to eliminate its cruelest abuses of chickens, such as cutting the beaks off baby birds;… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
What KFC does to 750 million chickens each year is not civilized or acceptable, and you can help change that. Cruelty is cruelty, and… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
“I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of… — Auberon Waugh Copy Share Image
“... they changed the name from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC because they don't serve real chicken any more. It's become this genetically modified… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your c*nt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every f*cking chicken in… — The Hound Copy Share Image
A rollicking good read-THE HUNTER is steampunk with a Wild West feel. Theresa Meyers is an entertaining and witty writer with a fresh, new… — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
Surrender your expectations. Surrender your doubts. Surrender your fears. Surrender your strengths. Surrender your anger. Surrender your control. — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
“you must quit expecting the world to run smoothly. Life is a bumpy ride, and we’re just all along for the journey. Find your… — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
“You can’t make everybody happy, so you make those happy who mean the most to you.” — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
“Catch more flies with honey . . . although I’d never quite understood the value of the expression. Mother had used it all the… — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
“I think we’ve been at war since then—the battles have just been economic. A battle of money against money, and damned be those who… — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
“Reeds are strong, you know, Ulean whispered to me. They bend during storms, rather than break. I blinked. Yes, but reeds won’t hold up… — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
“I realized that no matter how safe a person or place felt, in our world, safety was merely an illusion.” — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
And she arose from her deathbed in a gossamer gown, with eyes the color of starlight and hair as black as the night. And… — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
“Mystic Moon Dreaming Pillows Sometimes, when we are in need of extra rest, or when we just want to reach a deeper sleep state,… — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
First, I had no idea you were married. Somehow, I don't think Trillian knows, either." "I married Smoky and Morio to forge a soul… — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
And before you ask, I don't ask what equipment my lovers have, merely if they want to play. — Yasmine Galenorn Copy Share Image
