Abroad Quote by Jennifer S. Alderson

“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”

— Dave

“Buddy when he come back from up in the panhandle told me one time it quit blowin up there and all the chickens fell…

— Cormac McCarthy

“Terrible accident; body parts was everywhere—-fingers, toes, wings, beaks. Ambulance people tried to scoop him all up, but apparently it ain’t so easy as…

— R.J. Leahy

“. . . distant as the death of grocery chickens.”

— Rodney Jones

“I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of…

— Auberon Waugh

“the chickens scratched,”

— Sharon Mierke

“I couldn't make it in a chicken world, sir, so I hit the road in search of something better.”

— John A. Heldt

“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up…

— Molly Harper

“It was my job not just to pluck the chickens but to eviscerate them. I hated that part. Nauseating and disgusting, but it had…

— Philip Roth

“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing…

— Cate Tiernan

“If Fred tells you a chicken can pull a freight train, your job is to hook ’em up.”

— Roger Frock

“My one and only chicken, bequeathed to me by Robinson, dreaded the noon hour the same as I did, he'd go back in with…

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline