Humor Quote by Cate Tiernan

“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up…

— Molly Harper

“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the…

— Chessela Helm

“Mrs. Threadgoode pulled something out of the Cracker Jack box and all of a sudden her eyes lit up. “Oh Evelyn, look! Here’s my…

— Fannie Flagg

“We were eating lunch when a chicken walked out of the woods. “Anna, look behind you.” She turned around. “What the heck?” We watched…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves

“It was astoundingly difficult to woo a lady who thought she was either trying to purchase a chicken or a few tomatoes from her,…

— Colette Moody

“Why did the brick and blanket cross the road? Because some maniac had just run over the chicken. That maniac was me, and that…

— Jarod Kintz

“There was a merciless gnawing in my chest, a queer silent labor was going on in there. I pictured a score of nice teeny-weeny…

— Knut Hamsun

“At night frantic men walked boldly to hen roosts and carried off the squawking chickens. If they were shot at, they did not run,…

— John Steinbeck

“It was my job not just to pluck the chickens but to eviscerate them. I hated that part. Nauseating and disgusting, but it had…

— Philip Roth

“The cloth overlay of Billy’s cart clucks, and a brown chicken pokes her head out from under the covering, stepping out of the basket…

— Kendare Blake

“My brother told me to pick him a winner. So I dug up my nose, And pulled out a chicken dinner.”

— Drew Bialko

“I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of…

— Auberon Waugh