“We all have our time machines. Some take us back. They're called memories. Some take us forward. They're called dreams. – Jeremy Irons” — John A. Heldt Computers Copy Share Image
“I couldn't make it in a chicken world, sir, so I hit the road in search of something better.” — John A. Heldt Hilarious Copy Share Image
“Thanks to a three-million-dollar inheritance from the grandparents who raised him, he was financially set for life.” — John A. Heldt Life Copy Share Image
