Humor Quote by Colette Moody

“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up…

— Molly Harper

“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing…

— Cate Tiernan

“She was prettier than a bouquet of roses and crazier than a headless chicken. Fitting in was not an option.”

— Marissa Meyer

“By the time we met up again, she'd be able to hand her reaction to me as a tidy package: a single square of…

— Curtis Sittenfeld

“She had turned away and was watching a duck out on the lake. It was tucking into weeds, a thing I've never been able…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Mary Jane she set at the head of the table, with Susan alongside of her, and said how bad the biscuits was, and how…

— Mark Twain

“I placed my hands on the edge of the table and leaned into her, extremely annoyed. “I’ve been cooking since I was a kid.…

— Brittainy C. Cherry

“Anything but chicken, and some honesty on the side, please.”

— S.L. Wallace

“There were so many beautiful women here. I got the sense that a few of these girls had been on dates before and, perhaps…

— Kiera Cass

“We were eating lunch when a chicken walked out of the woods. “Anna, look behind you.” She turned around. “What the heck?” We watched…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves

“For a second, I’m stunned. She wanted this. Just as badly as I did. And I wasted all that time eating chicken Marsala—when I…

— Emma Chase

“Lunch looks grand, Meg. You’ve really outdone yourself,” James commented, loading his plate. He frowned down at an escaping carrot extending precariously over the…

— Shannon MacLeod