Quote by John Steinbeck

“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the…

— Chessela Helm

May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We just tell…

— Troublemaker

“She held up the arrow again and threatened the bird. "You do anything, ignite a single spark, and I'm having Kentucky Fried Chicken for…

— Chanda Hahn

“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up…

— Molly Harper

“We were eating lunch when a chicken walked out of the woods. “Anna, look behind you.” She turned around. “What the heck?” We watched…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves

“Brother, this is not a day on which hunger is to have any sway, thanks to the rich Camacho; get down and look about…

— Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

“He also ate every scrap of the cold meat she had cooked for him, and good gods, it was pretty awful. Somehow she had…

— Thea Harrison

“Terrible accident; body parts was everywhere—-fingers, toes, wings, beaks. Ambulance people tried to scoop him all up, but apparently it ain’t so easy as…

— R.J. Leahy

Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going…

— Mahesh Shroff

“Do not be a coward! If you do, people will roast you like a chicken one day.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“The cloth overlay of Billy’s cart clucks, and a brown chicken pokes her head out from under the covering, stepping out of the basket…

— Kendare Blake

“Enjoy your Evening." "That will depend on the menu. If it's beef, it will be a tolerable meal. If it's chicken..." Elliot shuddered. "What…

— Anne Bishop