How can you eat ten boxes of Pop Tarts and still be this hungry? -Darcy — Thor Pop Tart Copy Share Image
I have been diagnosed with the deadly I Miss You Syndrome due to which I suffer from a permanent and irreversible disability… — Thor I miss you Copy Share Image
Whoever wields this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor. -Odin — Thor Copy Share Image
I have sacrificed much to achieve peace. So too must a new generation sacrifice to maintain that peace. Responsibility! Duty! Honour! These… — Thor Peace Copy Share Image
You are unworthy of your title, and Ill take from you your power! In the name of my father, and his father… — Thor Father Copy Share Image
Thor, Odins Son, through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and devastation… — Thor War Copy Share Image
ð½Boy Has Sex He's The Man ð½Girl Has Sex She's A Hoe ð½Boy Cheats He A Player ð½Girls Cheats She's A Slut… — Thor True Copy Share Image
Adam asked God why did you made Eve so beautiful? God replied that you will love her . Adam asked God why… — Thor Funny Copy Share Image
...but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same. -Thor — Thor Science Copy Share Image
For the first time in my life, I have no idea what Im supposed to do... -Thor — Thor First time Copy Share Image