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“You've slept with Gabrielle?" Adam asked. "You haven't slept with her too, have you, Mark?" "No!" Mark answered. "Good, or I would have felt really left out.” quote by N.M. Silber — Download Open image

““You've slept with Gabrielle?" Adam asked. "You haven't slept with her too, have you, Mark?" "No!" Mark answered. "Good, or I would have felt really left out.””

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