“The music came on and I was amused to hear Pitbull singing Mr. Right Now.” — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“ Okay, this is a fictional character," Lily began. "And he's like a human." "What?" Adam asked her, looking befuddled. "What the fuck does… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“I have a penis," Josh announced out of the blue, pointing down into the water. "That's because you're a boy," I explained sagely. "Does… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“Do you want to fuck me, Adam?" I asked through gritted teeth. "Is this a trick question?” — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“If I say it, will you say it too?" I asked, swallowing hard, even though my mouth was dry. I willed him silently not… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“And this is your close friend, Drew?" he asked looking at Mark... "Good buddy... Just hanging out here. Doing guy stuff." "Talking about women.… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“Thanks. The women folk are downstairs. I would like to have your fiancé here join the other guys up in my man cave, where… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“Well, I'm going to try. Better to practice on somebody else's kid first." "Before what?" he asked, cautiously. "I was just joking." Suddenly, I… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“I was incapable of producing anything coherent at the moment so rather than throwing out some witty banter in response I said something like… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“I’m not adorable,” I said, feeling unreasonably irritated. “Chipmunks are adorable. I’m empowered.” — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“Okay," Adam began, "Now concentrate! This was a real person. White suit!" "Colonel Sanders!" Lily replied quickly. "Colonel Sanders? I said it was a… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
