“And this is your close friend, Drew?" he asked looking at Mark... "Good buddy... Just hanging out here. Doing guy stuff." "Talking about women. And sports. And beer. And uh..." Mark added. "Condoms," Drew added and I rolled my eyes.… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“ Okay, this is a fictional character," Lily began. "And he's like a human." "What?" Adam asked her, looking befuddled. "What the fuck does… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“I have a penis," Josh announced out of the blue, pointing down into the water. "That's because you're a boy," I explained sagely. "Does… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“Do you want to fuck me, Adam?" I asked through gritted teeth. "Is this a trick question?” — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“If I say it, will you say it too?" I asked, swallowing hard, even though my mouth was dry. I willed him silently not… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“And this is your close friend, Drew?" he asked looking at Mark... "Good buddy... Just hanging out here. Doing guy stuff." "Talking about women.… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“Thanks. The women folk are downstairs. I would like to have your fiancé here join the other guys up in my man cave, where… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“Well, I'm going to try. Better to practice on somebody else's kid first." "Before what?" he asked, cautiously. "I was just joking." Suddenly, I… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“I was incapable of producing anything coherent at the moment so rather than throwing out some witty banter in response I said something like… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“I’m not adorable,” I said, feeling unreasonably irritated. “Chipmunks are adorable. I’m empowered.” — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“Okay," Adam began, "Now concentrate! This was a real person. White suit!" "Colonel Sanders!" Lily replied quickly. "Colonel Sanders? I said it was a… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
