Quote by N.M. Silber Download Open image ““I’m not adorable,” I said, feeling unreasonably irritated. “Chipmunks are adorable. I’m empowered.”” — N.M. Silber ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I want to have hot, sweaty, monkey sex with you. Okay, perhaps that's too candid.” — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image