Best time Quote by Daria White

“I was husband for a week. Changed the baby's diapers. There's somebody in a suburb in Melbourne who doesn't even know i wiped his…

— Keith Richards

“We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn’t grow up together, however. I was in the crib, and she was playing cribbage…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm wearing a diaper. Right now.”

— Jerry Stahl

“...Patrice laughed softly and pressed a kiss against my neck. “Easy, ma chérie. Don’t be afraid. Loïc and I, we’ll do only as you…

— Georgina Sand

“I wish I knew what you were talking about," she returned. "Where's the pin?" "Pin?" "Yes. Pin. To fasten the diaper. The kid can't…

— Emma Goldrick

“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.”

— Sophie Oak

“How's the world treating you this morning?' 'Like a baby treats a diaper.”

— Biyi Bandele-Thomas

“Know what the best thing about morning sex is?" Caesar snorted and pinched Nate's hip. "Sex?" "No," Nate laughed, "nobody has to sleep on…

— James Buchanan

How was your night?" I asked, my voice carefully neutral as I attempted to break the ice. My spying adventures still hung uncomfortably between…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

— Jorge Posada

“Oh, I had a great time. My thirty-three-year-old boyfriend said he wished they could package my cum like ice cream so he could eat…

— Augusten Burroughs

“I'm my mother's first child, born when she was almost fourteen years old. "Think of it," I said to Laura when I turned twelve.…

— Carol Lynch Williams