Chickens Quote by J. B. Smoove

You could probably get through life without knowing how to roast a chicken, but the question is, would you want to?

— Nigella Lawson

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

— George Carlin

Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going…

— Mahesh Shroff

May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We just tell…

— Troublemaker

A waiter asks a man, may I take your order, sir? yes, the man replies. I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your…

— Chloe

It's my duty to myself to cook this chicken to the best of my ability.

— Calvin Harris

“Why do chickens have wishbones?" I asked her one day. One of the kitchen maids answered me in the fatuous tones of an adult…

— Marie Brennan

I'm Chicken Little and always imagine the worse.

— Sonja Morgan

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?'

— Les Dennis

As anyone who even remotely knows me, I will eat chicken with some chicken, and maybe more chicken. Chicken done any which way, basically.

— George Blagden

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.

— Ricky Williams