Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis Animal Copy Share Image
My thing has always been to change tack, do something that challenges me. — Les Dennis Always Copy Share Image
Every city has comedians who tap into local culture and have success but don't travel well. — Les Dennis City Copy Share Image
If I go out to a house and it's half empty I prefer to think it's half full. And I trust people.… — Les Dennis Empty Copy Share Image
Extras changed the public's perception of me hugely - they saw there was more to me than just this bloke off the… — Les Dennis Extras Copy Share Image
I do sometimes stop and think. I mean, I'm 62 now and I've got a child on my shoulders and he could… — Les Dennis Child Copy Share Image
As a young comedian playing the working men's clubs in the 70s, I'd been in awe of Dustin Gee. — Les Dennis Awe Copy Share Image
I wish I'd gone to university. I had the opportunity to go to Oxford but by then I'd already started as a… — Les Dennis Go Copy Share Image
Phil's a lovely, lovely boy. He's 33, but I still call him my 'boy'. He was young when 'Family Fortunes' started, and… — Les Dennis Family Copy Share Image
There have been some bad times, some very low points in my life. Doing 'Celebrity Big Brother' was certainly one of them.… — Les Dennis Bad time Copy Share Image
Every night in 'Hairspray' we will be doing a vocal warmup, so I hope that will improve the muscles. It is a… — Les Dennis Every night Copy Share Image
I changed Philip's nappies when he was a baby and did my fair share of getting up and rocking him to sleep.… — Les Dennis Baby Copy Share Image
I wish people would listen rather than rush around in their own world. There's a danger that we are becoming stuck in… — Les Dennis Communicate Copy Share Image
I got a little bit pleased with myself. I didn't buy a Rolls-Royce or anything like that but I didn't see my… — Les Dennis Anything Copy Share Image
I love coming to Edinburgh and last time I was here, Claire and I found out we were expecting our daughter Eleanor,… — Les Dennis Children Copy Share Image
I'd love to do Shakespeare. I've been asked to do Malvolio but for one reason or another haven't been able. On a… — Les Dennis Always Copy Share Image
He has that uncanny ability to be dangerous and pull the public in [on Michael Barrymore — Les Dennis Ability Copy Share Image
I made the decision to go on stage after my father died. And he would have wanted me to. But I won't… — Les Dennis Decision Copy Share Image
When I power-walk with a couple of mates, it's like a men's club. We talk about what it's like to be, well,… — Les Dennis About Copy Share Image
I hoped doing 'Celebrity Big Brother' would reboot my career: if you can't beat them, join them. It's tough because you want… — Les Dennis Big brother Copy Share Image
I am a big self-doubter. I suffer from Impostor Syndrome. Whenever I start a new job, I think: 'I'm going to be… — Les Dennis Belief Copy Share Image
On the old passports, mine used to say 'entertainer', but now on forms I say 'actor'. But I still worry that people… — Les Dennis Actor Copy Share Image
I resisted emotional involvement for a while because I didn't believe it could work. — Les Dennis Because Copy Share Image
It annoys me how expensive it is to live in London, but I think that annoys everyone. — Les Dennis Annoys Copy Share Image
I am a very honest, open person and I think there is a tendency in celebrity autobiographies to gloss over certain things… — Les Dennis Autobiographies Copy Share Image
Try your best not to let others down, and don't do anything that will lose you sleep at night. — Les Dennis Best Copy Share Image
But the one thing you can say about me is that I'm very resilient. I always bounce back. I'm like a rubber… — Les Dennis About Copy Share Image
My whole break-up with Amanda Holden was in the papers for three years and my dogs were photographed being taken for walks… — Les Dennis Animal Copy Share Image
A lot of the comics called me Bronco because I wouldn't get off - if I had to do an hour, I… — Les Dennis Climb Copy Share Image
One thing that continues to worry me is Phil's naivety. It's lovely in ways, but as his dad I don't want him… — Les Dennis Advantage Copy Share Image
And if I hadn't done 'Celebrity Big Brother', I wouldn't have got 'Extras', so in the long run what was seen as… — Les Dennis Big Copy Share Image
I've never watched any videos of my time on 'Celebrity Big Brother'. Honestly. It's something I could save for when I'm an… — Les Dennis Big brother Copy Share Image
I can remember going to the north-east clubs and having the hardest time of my life on stage and saying to myself,… — Les Dennis Life Copy Share Image
If I'd been doing the cabaret circuit or the club circuit or the Saturday night telly that was around in the 80s,… — Les Dennis Changing Copy Share Image
