Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Some people who hated Americans set out to kill a lot of us and they succeeded [on 9/11]....We're trying to protect ourselves… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
We should change our attitude toward the United Nations. There has to be some power in the world superior to our own.… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be ... — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I just sat there looking at television, sort of dumb and thought how horrible it was. I had -- the grand aspects… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
