Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The one affectation I have forced on the publisher ... are my apostrophe-free ellisions. Because I write my scripts to read myself,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
