Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
In the United States alone, we spend seven times as much on war as on education. There's something wrong there. On this… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time.… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate for his campaign the name God. He's… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
