I've learned Quotes by Andy Rooney

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

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I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

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I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

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A little-recognized value of listening and inquiring relates to the realization that in human relationships, it is frequently not what the I've…

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

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I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

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I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

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I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

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I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I…

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I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

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I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

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I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

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I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

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I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

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It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

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I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

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I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

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I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

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I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

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I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

— Andy Rooney