Inspirational Quotes by Andy Rooney

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

— Andy Rooney

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

— Andy Rooney

Everyone hates war, everyone says.

— Andy Rooney

Walking is good for the soul.

— Andy Rooney

You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker.

— Andy Rooney

Unfortunately, propaganda works.

— Andy Rooney

Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.

— Andy Rooney

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

— Andy Rooney

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.

— Andy Rooney

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

— Andy Rooney

It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

— Andy Rooney

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't…

— Andy Rooney

Every one starts out being an atheist.

— Andy Rooney

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

— Andy Rooney

Numbers are the most certain things we have.

— Andy Rooney

... all of us talk faster than we listen.

— Andy Rooney

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

— Andy Rooney

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

— Andy Rooney

The best thing about a vacation is planning it.

— Andy Rooney

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

— Andy Rooney

It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.

— Andy Rooney

I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

— Andy Rooney

The last birthday that's any good is 23.

— Andy Rooney

Familiar things are a comfort to us all.

— Andy Rooney

I like animals who trust people.

— Andy Rooney

Conservatives are more religious than liberals--although there is no evidence that they're nicer people because of it.

— Andy Rooney

In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.

— Andy Rooney

Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has…

— Andy Rooney