I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
