I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned… That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
