Buttons Quote by Andy Rooney

“People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press the button repeatedly as though it would help.”

Andy Rooney

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings)

Buttons Elevators Helping Knows People Presses Standing Stranger Time Uneasy Waiting

More by Andy Rooney

I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare…

Andy Rooney

Image

Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by…

Andy Rooney

Image

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere…

Andy Rooney

Image

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,…

Andy Rooney

Image

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

Andy Rooney

Image

Unfortunately, propaganda works.

Andy Rooney

Image

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

Andy Rooney

Image

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

Andy Rooney

Image

Every one starts out being an atheist.

Andy Rooney

Image

If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the…

Andy Rooney

Image

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

Andy Rooney

Image

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

Andy Rooney

Image

Explore all 264 Andy Rooney quotes

More Buttons quotes

J.D. cleared his throat and pushed the button on the intercom. “Uh, Payton, hi. It’s J.D.” Dead silence. Then another crackle. “Sorry. Not interested.”…

Julie James

Image

Or I could see Fish, Just a button up, Like a Mayor, Like a President, Just demands so much from his teammates, Has played…

Kevin Durant

Image

We are going to die, as is everyone we adore - I hate this! But the question is, how do we live as women…

Anne Lamott

Image

One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here…

David Sedaris

Image

I feel a little more tired than usual, ... Ive had to recover from everything, my illnesses and things this summer. Its not perfect…

Venus Williams

Image

I can't really deal with buttons. And that's what I keep saying, "Okay, I can't push buttons, because that means I have to take…

Pauline Oliveros

Image

Today at school I will learn to read at once; then tomorrow I will begin to write, and the day after tomorrow to cipher.…

Carlo Collodi

Image

Burn a Bush cause for peace he no push no button. Killing over oil and grease, no weapons of destruction, How can we follow…

Common

Image

I pray not to be such a whiny, self-obsessed baby, and give thanks that I am not quite as bad as I used to…

Anne Lamott

Image

[The web] is going to end up being a tremendous advantage, providing we can work out the financial structure. I think we’ll see newspapers…

Harold Evans

Image

Any situation that pushes our buttons is a situation where we don't yet have the capacity to be unconditionally loving.

Marianne Williamson

Image

American views today are weak, confused, and divided. On one side, many progressive liberals still think that we humans are essentially good and getting…

Os Guinness

Image

Browse all 688 Buttons quotes

Buttons Quote by Andy Rooney

Related quotes

More by Andy Rooney

More Buttons quotes