I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Most religion-mongers have bated their paradises with a bit of toasted cheese. They have tempted the body with large promises of possessions… — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
Its tall chimneys throw up black smoke, impregnating everything with soot, and the miners' faces as they traveled the streets were also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are constituted a good deal like chickens, which, taken from the hen, and put in a basket of cotton in the… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Walking the streets on winter nights kept him warm, despite the cold nocturnal passions of uprising winds. His footsteps led between trade-marked… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
Been having a fight with your blankets, Septimus?" A familiar voice echoed down the chimney. "Looks like you lost," the voice continued… — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I… — Joanne Fluke Copy Share Image
One sparrow is worth a thousand gulls, When it sings. The gull sits on chimney-tops. He mocks the guinea, challenges The crow,… — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
A cold blast hit him and he laughed at the sting as he stepped outside, surveyed the night sky, and drank deeply.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
There's no way the new chimney will fall down, Lu. Not with you in charge. It wouldn't dare. — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Christmas Pie Lo! now is come our joyfull'st feast! Let every man be jolly; Each room with ivy leaves is dressed, And… — George Wither Copy Share Image
The winter evening settles down With smell of steaks in passageways. Six o'clock. The burnt-out ends of smoky days. And now a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
She grew more and more silent about what really mattered. She curled inside herself like one of those black chimney brushes, the… — Janet Frame Copy Share Image
Every head turned to see two more security guards appear, each holding a Bagshaw by the back of the neck (which might… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Sometimes, looking up at Sophiatown... I have felt I was looking at an Italian village somewhere in Umbria. For you do ‘look… — Trevor Huddleston Copy Share Image
Sitting by the chimney corner as we grow old, the commonest things around us take on live meanings and hint at the… — Rebecca Harding Davis Copy Share Image
Too much! Wait till you have lived here longer. Look down the valley! See the cloud of a hundred chimneys that overshadows… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Let now the chimneys blaze And cups o'erflow with wine; Let well-tuned words amaze With harmony divine.... — Thomas Campion Copy Share Image
A picture without sky has no glory. This present, unless we see gleaming beyond it the eternal calm of the heavens, above… — Alexander MacLaren Copy Share Image
What good is truth, at midnight, in the dark, when the wind is roaring like a bear in the chimney? — Diane Setterfield Copy Share Image
At present I am using a good sized bedroom in the 2 bedroom house here as a studio, and it is large… — E. J. Hughes Copy Share Image
