Chimneys Quote by Wayne Coyne

They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.

— Mrs Paul M Ell

“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than…

— Thomm Quackenbush

Santa was a fake.

— Stephen Lawrence

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that…

— Arlo Guthrie

Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.

— David Remnick

In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus.

— Timothy B. Tyson

If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if…

— Lewis Black

I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora

— Sarah Dessen

“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear fluid, seemingly…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

Everybody has the idea of Santa in their head and in their heart.

— Mick Foley

He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit.

— Craig Jones

“Be ware! Santa Claus is a fake profile.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova