Aphorism Quote by Ljupka Cvetanova Download Open image ““Be ware! Santa Claus is a fake profile.”” — Ljupka Cvetanova ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aphorism Believe Beware Children Christmas Funny Santa claus Truth
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