Parents should stop telling their kids about santa clause because it keeps them from knowing the true meaning of christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst gift I have ever gotten on Christmas is going to see Tim Allen in 'The Santa Clause.' — John Gourley Copy Share Image
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver? — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
“You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Cause Santa Clause might put a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again. — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it. — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
This is how I know you're bored; it's because Santa Clause wouldn't send me no friend request. I've been on the naughty… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always… — Adrianne Brooks Copy Share Image
Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. "Yeah, I've seen those things they think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You folks feeling the economic pinch? Are you a little fed up with the economic news? It's bad. The department stores, this… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We laughed about all the kids who believed in the Santa Clause myth and got nothing but a bunch of cheap plastic… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
An essential point in the social philosophy of interventionism is the existence of an inexhaustible fund which can be squeezed forever. The… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
Spirit and soul is horseshit of the worst sort. Obviously there are no fairies, no Santa Clauses, no spirits. What there is,… — Albert Ellis Copy Share Image
When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto… — Leonard Maltin Copy Share Image
“In Boston one day, she had an unusual experience. While Papa and Auntie Hoyt waited out of sight somewhere, she had to… — Eleanor Estes Copy Share Image
You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is stalking you now.… — Maryam Hafiz Copy Share Image
“Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know,” Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. “Yeah, I’ve seen those things they think… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, Please send me a sister. Santa Clause wrote him back, Ok, send me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
