Clauses Quote by Claudia Gray

“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always thought he…

— Adrianne Brooks

“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?”

— Kathleen Brooks

I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.

— Mr. T

“Santa exists in the hearts of all true believers.”

— J.D. Robb

“You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in…

— Craig Ferguson

“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years of passionate…

— Lia Habel

“Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Mum looks like someone has told her that Santa will be shortly arriving with that guy from Pride and Prejudice in tow.”

— Melissa Keil

“Santa hasn’t visited me since I was six. I haven’t exactly been a good girl.”

— Nancee Cain

“Dear Santa, WTF...”

— Darynda Jones

“It sounded a bit like his mother, a woman who’d lied to him about the existence of Santa Claus and was therefore not to…

— Tom Holt