Christmas Quote by Anonymous

“Be ware! Santa Claus is a fake profile.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“It was a beautiful, clear Southern California kind of Christmas Eve, the kind where Santa shows up in khaki shorts and a Hawaiian shirt…

— Z.A. Maxfield

“He had a white beard and twinkly blue eyes, and all in all gave the impression of what Santa Claus would look like if…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in…

— Craig Ferguson

“It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.”

— Claire Cook

“There was no reason to leave. So I put my brain elsewhere and when it got dark I realized that all the bars and…

— Catherine Lacey

I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.'

— Anonymous

“Mum looks like someone has told her that Santa will be shortly arriving with that guy from Pride and Prejudice in tow.”

— Melissa Keil

“Christmas of 1930 saw Santa Claus working for Coca-Cola. Before then he did not wear a suit and generally preferred to wear blue or…

— Eduardo Galeano

“It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!”

— Toni Aleo

“Santa exists in the hearts of all true believers.”

— J.D. Robb

“I was staring at one of the most famous images of Santa Claus of all time — one by Thomas Nast, from Harper’s Weekly, 1881.”

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low