Christmas Quote by Toni Aleo Download Open image ““It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!”” — Toni Aleo ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas
“Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.” — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
“He had a white beard and twinkly blue eyes, and all in all gave the impression of what Santa Claus would look like if… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“The town looks like it belongs on a Christmas card or in a snow globe. It’s so Christmassy, even Santa set up a second… — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
“You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
“It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!” — J.B. Stanley Copy Share Image
“Jayden cried out, "Shit, are you pissing on me?" With her eyes wide, she shook her head. "No, I think my water broke.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“A slow sly smirk formed on Lucas’ lips and Fallon took in a sharp breath. “I'm not playing daddy. I am daddy and you… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“Whoever thought up the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow founder’ was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy. -Elli, While Shea is… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“Plus, we are waiting until we can drink legally before we add in another.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“I was meant to walk on this earth with only you. I was meant to give only you every piece of me. I don’t… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don’t mess with Shea,” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“That’s right boys, I made twins. Two babies, one shot,” he said with his chest puffed out.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli,” he looked up at her to see her eyes… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“You are luck our baby is coming down those stairs. Because if he wasn't, I would have you bent over this sink, tearing you… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“When they pulled into the spot beside her car, Victoria got out as Shea hid the ring under his seat, before locking the doors.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“Is she worth it though?" he asked and she shrugged. "That's up to you to decide. Either way, I support you, love you, and… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
