Humor Quote by Toni Aleo Download Open image ““Plus, we are waiting until we can drink legally before we add in another.”” — Toni Aleo ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Romance
“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.” — Anthony T. Hincks Copy Share Image
“I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over.” — Margaretta Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Another drink, another sentence, and the writing continues on. . . .” — Dennis R. Miller Copy Share Image
“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“I am an alcoholic. I’m the first to admit that. I can’t drink at all. One drink is too many and a thousand’s not… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“I actually wanted a drink, besides feeling that I had to have a drink.” — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Have a drink, and try to relax. All right, have another drink. There are times when getting drunk's not a bad idea.” — John Christopher Copy Share Image
“For a second there I wasn’t sure I would be able to stop. I sure as hell won’t ever be able to drink from… — Charlene Hartnady Copy Share Image
“Jayden cried out, "Shit, are you pissing on me?" With her eyes wide, she shook her head. "No, I think my water broke.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“A slow sly smirk formed on Lucas’ lips and Fallon took in a sharp breath. “I'm not playing daddy. I am daddy and you… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“Whoever thought up the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow founder’ was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy. -Elli, While Shea is… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“I was meant to walk on this earth with only you. I was meant to give only you every piece of me. I don’t… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don’t mess with Shea,” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“That’s right boys, I made twins. Two babies, one shot,” he said with his chest puffed out.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli,” he looked up at her to see her eyes… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“You are luck our baby is coming down those stairs. Because if he wasn't, I would have you bent over this sink, tearing you… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“When they pulled into the spot beside her car, Victoria got out as Shea hid the ring under his seat, before locking the doors.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“Is she worth it though?" he asked and she shrugged. "That's up to you to decide. Either way, I support you, love you, and… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“We are Nasvillians now. We have to be classy Southern bitches." Kacey glared as she swigged her tea. "Classy girls don't say classy bitches."… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
