Christmas Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Happy Hanukkah to a Jew who celebrates Christmas...” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Funny Hanukkah Happy Hanukkah
I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd gladly take your eight days of Hanukkah over our six weeks of Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May every candle you light be a blessing for a prosperous year ahead. Happy Hanukkah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We celebrated Christmas. Not religiously, but we did the tree and the lights. Hannukah always seemed not quite as thrilling - Sorry to my… — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish, so I don't really do Christmas gifts, and Hanukkah is not as big a deal as gifts are concerned, so I never… — Leandra Medine Copy Share Image
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah! May the festival of lights illuminate every part of your life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Warm wishes to you for a joyous and blessed holiday season! Happy Hanukkah! - See more at: http://www.happywishes.com/for/hanukkah-wishes/sthash.VJ7SAdXK.dpuf — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you immense warmth and happiness at Hanukkah. May the light of the Menorah glow in everlasting blessings for you and your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
