Christmas Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I'd gladly take your eight days of Hanukkah over our six weeks of Christmas.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Hilarious christmas
Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My Hanukkah wish is to be in a relationship that lasts longer than eight days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you immense warmth and happiness at Hanukkah. May the light of the Menorah glow in everlasting blessings for you and your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Hanukkah because it's so weird. You just sit there and light candles and say spells. — King Tuff Copy Share Image
Yes, for me Hanukkah is very sad. But the life force that's in me makes it a wonderful holiday, too. — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
May every candle you light be a blessing for a prosperous year ahead. Happy Hanukkah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hanukkah, officially instituted by the Hasmoneans, was, like Tabernacles, eight days, and it was also the eight-day period corresponding to the pagan winter solstice… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
My mom was always trying to figure out ways to make Hanukkah exciting and compete with our neighbors the Kremps, who always had these… — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah! May the festival of lights illuminate every part of your life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
