Christmas Quote by Billy Eichner Download Open image “I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame.” — Billy Eichner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Christmas Jews Hanukkah Hanukkah Lame I am I love Judaism Love Love Christmas Taste Taste Hanukkah
I'm Jewish, so I don't really do Christmas gifts, and Hanukkah is not as big a deal as gifts are concerned, so I never… — Leandra Medine Copy Share Image
Yes, for me Hanukkah is very sad. But the life force that's in me makes it a wonderful holiday, too. — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish." — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I love Hanukkah because it's so weird. You just sit there and light candles and say spells. — King Tuff Copy Share Image
When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
We celebrated Christmas. Not religiously, but we did the tree and the lights. Hannukah always seemed not quite as thrilling - Sorry to my… — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to get married and have a family, but it was important that my husband be a Jew; I didn't want… — Mili Avital Copy Share Image
The real reason Jews don't have more Hanukkah music is that, historically, American Jewish singer-songwriters were too busy making Christmas music. 'White Christmas,' 'Rudolph… — Matisyahu Copy Share Image
I say 'Merry Christmas' to people I don't know, or to people I know are Christians. I say 'Happy Hanukkah' to people I know… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I am not a Jew for Jesus but I am definitely a Jew for Christmas. Christmas is one of the best things you Christians… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
I think 'Billy on the Street' is a big show, but why do a show if you won't make it original and unique and… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
We're really fleshing out the whole world of the show [Difficult People]. It's more of an ensemble now, whereas last season we were very… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
It's one thing to be struggling and not really making money in your early 20s and figuring out your life. Early 30s, you start… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
You can't be a great comedian without having self-awareness about others or your own faults. You need a strong sense of self and view… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
You have to have a sense of humor about all of it - the Emmys and politics and everything. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn't want to, the theme of my bar… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
'Billy On The Street' has no doubt always been about the people we talk to. That being said, it thrills me that the show… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
It's been a very strange trajectory because I struggled for so many years. I mean, I was doing these videos, I was doing these… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image