Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hanukkah Happy Hanukkah
I'd gladly take your eight days of Hanukkah over our six weeks of Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to get married and have a family, but it was important that my husband be a Jew; I didn't want… — Mili Avital Copy Share Image
I love Hanukkah because it's so weird. You just sit there and light candles and say spells. — King Tuff Copy Share Image
We have focused on the miracle-thing and I think we often overlook the message of Hanukkah. To me, the core of the holiday is… — Ralph Levy Copy Share Image
I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
My Hanukkah wish is to be in a relationship that lasts longer than eight days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hanukkah, officially instituted by the Hasmoneans, was, like Tabernacles, eight days, and it was also the eight-day period corresponding to the pagan winter solstice… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Yes, for me Hanukkah is very sad. But the life force that's in me makes it a wonderful holiday, too. — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
What I find fascinating about Hanukkah, the Jewish festival of lights we celebrate at this time of the year, is the way its story… — Jonathan Sacks Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
