Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hanukkah Holiday
I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
My mom was always trying to figure out ways to make Hanukkah exciting and compete with our neighbors the Kremps, who always had these… — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish, so I don't really do Christmas gifts, and Hanukkah is not as big a deal as gifts are concerned, so I never… — Leandra Medine Copy Share Image
I'd gladly take your eight days of Hanukkah over our six weeks of Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May every candle you light be a blessing for a prosperous year ahead. Happy Hanukkah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have focused on the miracle-thing and I think we often overlook the message of Hanukkah. To me, the core of the holiday is… — Ralph Levy Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah! May the festival of lights illuminate every part of your life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image